| Just as I thought I was going to miss all the Halloween fun, I see the light. Some kid's stupid flashlight. I worked until 9:30 on Halloween night, I didn't really care too much because I wouldn't really be doing anything else and all my friends were doing something else anyways. I was on my way home when I spotted some random kid walking up 20A, he had a flashlight, and I had no clue who he was. I drove down to pick up my buddy Terra and came back home. By then he was beginning to walk up my road, still with his little flashlight in hand. I had 3 yogart Parfaits from work and was not going to let them go to waste. I waited for him to walk up past my house. Then I drove past him and parked in a driveway so my truck was hidden, he was still down in front of my house so I had plenty of time. I took my 3 Parfaits and we ran across the road and hid in the woods. We waited. Finally he walked by, now I wasn't going to try and hit him, because I would have missed horribly. What I wanted to do was scare the hell out of him. I threw one parfait out into the road and it exploded with a large noise. He stopped and you could see him shinning his flashlight all over the place and down into the bushes, but he didn't see me or Terra. So he started to walk again. He walked like 5 feet, and I threw another one. He stopped and looked all over again. Then he kept walking. I had one more parfait but he had gotten too far away for me to throw at him, so what I did was I waited for him to get up the road a little farther, then we got in my truck, pulled out and drove down the road. Then turned around and drove up, so that he wouldn't see us pull out. I then parked my truck up in a field about an 1/8 mile ahead of this kid. I ran down the road, then got onto the trail that runs next to the road, separated by some trees and brush. This whole time I had to listen to Terra whining "Take me home my mom is gonna be so pissed that I'm not home yet!" I wouldn't listen, I was busy making memories. So anyways, we ran down to where he almost was. We laid down and waited. He finally got close to me and I threw it. He stopped and yells "Who the hell keeps DOING that!?! What the fuck! Who the fuck's back there!" and he's flashing his little flashlight all over, into the woods and up and down the road. He finally gave up and said "Alright...." and kept walking up the road. So we ran up past him and start breaking sticks and anything else I could do to screw with this kid some more. He started to walk a little faster, and I run past him and run across the road get in my truck, first I had to wait for Terra, and when he walked past I started my truck, pulled out real fast and flew down the road, scaring him for the final time. I still have no idea who he was. Written by Matt West on 9/13/2001 |
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